1. smenkhkara:

    has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

    has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

    has a black man ever played george washington

    has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine


    then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

    (via olicantdothings)

  2. macandsneeze:

    This is some jakemalik shit

    (Source: owlcityinstagrams, via sealfie)


    1. Movie: Theirs was a forbidden love
    2. Me: They are a white heterosexual couple who on earth is "forbidding" this
    3. Movie: Their in-laws maybe

  3. highwayvagrant:

    if u think a girl looks bad u can just keep it to yourself really i mean uh
    there’s like a billion dollar industry based on them keeping them feeling as bad as possible

    u don’t have to assist

    (via plunged)


  5. oknope:

    i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

    (via elliephanthasatrunk)


  6. things that are enjoyable:

    • showers

    things that are not enjoyable:

    • getting in the shower
    • getting out of the shower

    (Source: danmangan, via thatsalliwannabe)


  7. curetes:

    nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

    (via thatsalliwannabe)

  8. (Source: llemonliz, via cramp)

  9. 221cbakerstreet:






    Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair


    this man has gone too far


    Where does Marvel FIND these people?

    Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

    surprisingly well done

    (Source: chrisprattdelicious, via thatsalliwannabe)


  10. gllorious:

    mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

    (via fake-mermaid)


  12. tattru:

    when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers


    (Source: bruhnett, via mcporno)


  13. titytwochainz:

    when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame


    (via perks-of-being-chinese)


  14. icarly2007:

    mom: i love you (:

    me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

    (Source: 1985panties, via perks-of-being-chinese)