1. mothballmilkshake:

    When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

    Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

    Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

    Mmm object impermanency 

    (via itsorganic-itsorgasmic)

     
  2. filthy-hippie-vibes:

    congenitaldisease:

    Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

    ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

    (via stopstealingmystuffhermione)

     
  3. kireinahana:

    spoken-not-written:

    stunningpicture:

    When radiologists take a selfie

    dead

    Wait I’ve seen this

    (via itsraininbritishmen)

     

  4. bandanabeth:

    i used to fantasize about atla being real and how cool it would be to be an airbender and by used to i mean five minutes ago i did that

    (via sassyavengers)

     

  5. lgnacio:

    180mph:

    OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

    image

    (via 221bootylover)

     
  6. you-are-so-nymphadorable:

    These things are still popular,right?

    (via 221bootylover)

     

  7. porrimscondomstash:

    When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

    image

    (via you-could-sherlock)

     

  8. opewinston:

    toxsic:

    pard-on-my-hard-on:

    kingerock288:

    lupercos:

    (yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

    This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

    (sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

    (Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

    (smoke signals) aromantic 

    (via itsraininbritishmen)

     
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  10. "And every day, the world will drag you by the hand, yelling, “This is important! And this is important! And this is important! You need to worry about this! And this! And this!” And each day, it’s up to you to yank your hand back, put it on your heart and say, “No. This is what’s important."
    — Iain S. Thomas, I Wrote This for You (via larmoyante)

    (via youandiwecouldmakeit)

     

  11. switch-off-the-stars:

    squidsqueen:

    dw:

    when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

    When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

    THANK YOU

    (Source: pitiful, via itsraininbritishmen)

     

  12. officialwhitegirls:

    getting sweet good night texts from your friends <3 <3 

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    (via elliephanthasatrunk)

     
  13. pinecampple:

    thatisnotahat:

    I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

    Your URL makes it even better

    (via 221bootylover)

     

  14. crrocs:

    i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

    (via elliephanthasatrunk)

     
  15. kami-korra:

    its ok u can hate me now

    (via sassyavengers)