1. awkwardvagina:

    theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

    (via fake-mermaid)

     
  2. (Source: goodgirlshoney, via sealfie)

     

  3. invokes:

    Expensive?
    Very expensive.

    - The fault in prices of clothes

    (Source: academy, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

  4. *teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room

    sorry you’re too heavy to pick up

    image

    (Source: chomei, via heatherbishopus)

     

  5. benjpierce:

    kinda weird how my fashion taste and my actual wardrobe aren’t the same don’t you think

    (via thatsalliwannabe)

     

  6. darnni:

    when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

    image

    (via thatsalliwannabe)

     
  7. shaynnee:

    Literally me.

    (Source: towfriendscaps, via thatsalliwannabe)

     

  8. pregers:

    waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

    image

    (via thatsalliwannabe)

     
  9. queenbroslob:

    fierceisnotenough:

    humorland:

    image

    shit i’d watch this so damn hard

    Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

    (Source: theamericankid, via thecaptainjacksparrow)

     
  10. amateurlanguager:

    paigethenotebook:

    tim4eus:

    catsforlivvy:

    idratherdreamofjune:

    softdespair:

    join-they-said:

    Russian medical record written in cursive

    you say russian and i raise you chinese

    Chinese doctors' handwriting

    *gasp of horror*

    OHMYGOD STOP.

    alright but

    Hebrew tho

    i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

    i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added

    (via sheldonjamesplanktonjr)

     
  11. thecaptainjacksparrow:

    lions—teeth:

    svveden:

    i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

    "Hey, Ron."
    "Hey, Billy."

     
     
  12. that-big-gay-impala:

    THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

    (Source: teallikethecolor, via sheldonjamesplanktonjr)

     

  13. cieply:

    if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed

    (Source: mcdonaldsfries20, via mcporno)

     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     
  14. yarnzipangirl:

    #steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

    (Source: holahydra, via sheldonjamesplanktonjr)